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School Strikes...
...Are fantastic. So Instead of being at school today i have been sitting here transferring my music from my old computer to my new one. It sucks now but it will be worth it. Pennywise on Friday will be amazing!
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CHUCK
-If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. -There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. -Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. -Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. -Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. -Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. -Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. # When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. # There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. # Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. # Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. #Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. #There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. # Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. #Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Do you, take this blog...
I went to my first wedding on the weekend. It was kind of surreal seeing one of your best friends getting married. I thought it would put things into perspective for me. I thought it would dawn on me that I'm getting old and I too should be thinking about getting married. It didn't though. Not sure if that had anything to do with the whiskey I had been drinking. I felt pretty happy for the bride and groom. They looked very in-love. It was a great day for an outdoor wedding. Nice weather. Lots of good friends. Once the ceremony was over, we were driven [in 1939 Buick's no less] down to the beach for photo's. Thankfully no one was involved in any shark attacks, and we all survived. Then it was off to the reception. This is where things get a little hazy. After a small delay with some dirty wine glasses, the drinking began. The food was amazing. And a small glance over to, what was dubbed, "the loose table" would also prove that everyone was having a great time. If you attended the reception and were wondering which table the "loose" one was, it involved a group of guys that looked like they were part of the Soprano crew and shallow puddles of red wine [everywhere]. Other highlights include: - The best man writing his speech moments before having to read it. To his credit though, it was hilarious - Saying "forgetaboutit" a record amount of times - The photographer drinking our whiskey - Me heckling the best man while he was reading his speech - Shots of Jagermeister at my house post reception All in all a great day/night. Congratulations Cam! We are going to miss you [just kidding buddy]!
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The Dead Walk
Last Friday i went to see The Dead Walk play at Blackbox in Newcastle. I didn't think I was gonna make it because it took Herbie about 40 minutes to find my house. Once he finally found my house, I had to give directions on how to get to Blackbox which was difficult because i have no idea where we were going. I'm glad i got there because The Dead Walk and Every Word were fucking sick. I had barely listened to Every Word before i saw them and they really impressed me, I bought their Demo and that is going to get a flogging on my ipod. The Dead Walk were great. They played for a fair bit and it was awesome. They were funny cunts on stage too. Everyone check out both these bands when you get the chance, you wont be disappointed!
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The Week
So i wake up this morning to Benny T trying to ring me. Im actually sick as all fuck so i dont bother answering. Seriously Turnbull stop sweating on me. So i figure ill hit the gym today to try clear myself up a bit. Ive actually been super depressed lately. My girlfriends Mum has had Breast cancer removed and i found out the other day my Grandfather has spine cancer. I know shit happends but fuck why now? So prom queen start jamming tonight or tomorrow. I feel im ready and probably in better shape than ive ever been. Plus i spent the week in Aldinga to be purified in the holy land what was the Aldinga Hardcore scene. Ok im going the gym now. Fuck off and have a good day
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