Introductory Stupidity

I added a girl called Terri Thompson from high school on facebook several years after having a sex dream about her, a dream in which she had no vagina, so i proceeded to have sex with her belly button, which was in fact her butt hole. I use to masturbate furiously to the factory sex scene in 8 mile and i now have a complex over Brittany Murphy... don't even try and tell me you didn't as well. Sometimes (all the time) me and my friends shower and wank together. I study commerce at university and constantly have to lie about various family members attempting suicide in order to get time off for tour. I do not desire a 30 year mortgage, a wife, 2 kids and a subscription to a corporate owned newspaper, i do not desire tribal or futuristic-female-ned-kelly-burning-herself-through-an-australian-flag-while-fighting-a-boxing-kangaroo tattoo's that litter our local beaches like dolphin choking litter. I do not understand why people look at the unit southern cross decal on the back of Holden SS ute's nation wide as something positive. Most of all i don't understand the world.

Of the .73 people out there who have anything in common with me, check back soon, cause i'll be writing about music, shows, the audio abomination that is Mary Jane Kelly, my failed sexual experiences and supplying more confessions that i should be extremely embarrassed about, but am not.

I have no suitable image for this entry, so here's a photo of my roommate with a bubble beard.

I love you all
Feel weird about it.