Movie Of The Week - Roadhouse

So, I thought I'd do something a little different for the next few weeks and focus on some of the cinematic greats of yesteryear rather than upcoming bands (coz you all seem to be talking about them already anyway).

First up, we're going to discuss the 1989 classic, Roadhouse. Starring Patrick Swayze and the down to fuck Kelly Lynch, Roadhouse is a tale of a hardened cooler (that means head bouncer kids) named Dalton. Dalton basically knows how to fuck shit up. Think you've got him cornered coz you've got a knife and he doesn't? No worries, he'll spin kick you in the face, finish your coffee (he doesn't drink) and then pump your girlfriend.

Here's the run down.

Dalton gets called to sort out a shitty bar in the middle of bum fuck no where. The town hard arse/business kingpin/head fuckwit isn't into the idea and tries to lay the smack down, but like all great action hits, we know that the good guy will prevail, while leaving a trail of death and destruction along the way.

This movie retails for $6.95 so I suggest you splash out and buy this one instead of downloading it. You'll also have some change for the pokies when you're done.

There's something here for the guys and gals, as there's a bevy of naked women running around and old mate Swayze takes a naked stroll through the moonlight in the film's mid-section.

Oh yeah, keep an ear out for the line, "I used to fuck guys like you in prison".

Peace