Touche Amore Be Doin' Shit Again

Looks like Touche Amore, the band that no one can say right, are going to be doing new things real soon.

Fronted by the guy from CSI: New York, Touche Amore have been fairly quiet about new music for the past year or so, and only just recently started throwing us a bone about any new material. Last night, or this morning, or yesterday morning or whenever it was in that backwards-ass country called America, Good Point Amore (hah, get it?) posted this cryptic video to their Facebook page:

So what does this all mean?

A new album? A new tour? A full announcement about them breaking up?

Okay, maybe not that last one. But apart from the obvious that the band is obviously coming back with something, I decided to take it upon myself to decode this cryptic video by piecing together all the titles. Here is the culmination of my ten-minute effort:

So it turns out that not even half the tiles were actually put into goddamn the video and as it should appear, they aren't actually put together in any logical sequence with the band's logo popping up twice within it. That's ten minutes of my life I will never get back. At least I was able to listen to eight or so Touche Amore songs in that time frame. I'm still ticked off though. I was hoping to get some cool breakthrough by doing this.

Look, it's probably going to be a picture with some announcement on it and we'll get some more videos soon from the band no doubt. We'll be able to deduce whether this is a new album, EP, split, single or tour. Though I do doubt it'd be album artwork due to it being rectangular. I mean unless the band is breaking the mold and changing the dimensions of jewel cases. But that just seems silly. Imagine trying to put a rectangular jewel case into a CD slot at JB Hi-Fi. The CD's are hard to get out of there enough as it is already!

Anyways, we'll keep you updated as more info comes. For now, listen to 'Harbor' from 'Is Survived By' cause it's good.